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We employ a dedicated team of researchers that works from our secret science facility. We don't dare to say more. What we know is too powerful. Foreign governments might use these secrets against us all.
This internet portal is the culmination of many years of scientific research and sheer hard work. We fondly remember the early days when we sought inspiration and enlightenment using nothing more than an abacus and a spirit level. We were young and needed the money. Who would have guessed that we would one day be the world's largest commercial prayer service operator. Our competitive advantage is the knowledge we have acquired and the numerous patents we were granted.
Today our research team comprises specialists from many different areas. We count among our staff chemists, physicists, mathematicians, linguists, sociologists and psychologists. Together they work to bring you the latest and most up-to-date services. Our modern facilities are home to the world's most advanced scientific equipment. With the help of our high-tech electronic spirit meter, the cosmic karma detector, and many more tools we developed over time, we are able to find and harness the raw spiritual power that occurs naturally on this planet. We involve local communities to make sure our services are socially and environmentally 100% safe and positive.
How it all works
We can't tell you all our secrets, but we want to share some important scientific facts with you to help you understand how our services work, and how we can be so sure that they will work for you. First we search the planet using modern satellite technology linked to our leading-edge equipment. This allows us to measure the levels of spirituality, detect sources of cosmic karma, and assess the potential prayer amplification at any point on the planet. Once we have identified potential hot spots (see illustration) 
we deploy our special projects team to the area, no matter where it is in the world. In the illustration you can see that we detected very strong fields in Tibet, India and the Zen Culture. Once in situ our teams of sociologists and psychologists explore the local culture and determine the best approach to set up local prayer service partnerships. Often this involves patience and endurance. We need to convince the locals that we are in it for the long-term. Once we have established basic services we start training more partners to grow our capacity in line with demand.
This careful approach allows us to offer our high-class and valuable services at absolutely rock-bottom bargain-basement prices. We use the scales of the world economy.
The multiplication effect
At prayers-r-us-com we have honed methods to get prayers heard for many years. We use the multiplication method (TM). There simply isn't a more sophisticated approach on the market. And there won't be anytime soon. We hold all the patents.
Millions of Prayers block you off and deny you access
When you normally pray for anything your prayer needs to compete for attention with many million other prayers who, like you, wish for something. Some are naturally closer and more likely to be heard. Mostly there prayers are spiritually on a higher plain. Unfortunately for us normal inhabitants of this planet in the past this has meant that our prayers were hardly ever heard at all.
Using prayers-r-us.com broadband access (TM)
With the patented prayers-r-us.com multiplication method you too can use the power of the higher spiritual plains. But in contrast to normal higher spiritual prayers you harness the power of many such prayers all at the same time. Imagine a giant amplifier at your service to boost your voice and elevate you over the crowd. The result is that you WILL be heard, guaranteed!